Pollo Stimulus Package

As part of the stimulus package you can bring all your pollos(chickens)to the closest welfare office and claim their winter clothing, which promises to keep them warm and tasty for the spring. President Obama said something about it, but frankly no one was paying attention, specially after president Obama is no longer considered a "cool" celebrity (polls show that president Obama is now placed just right below Barney the dinosaur). Regardless, some consider this idea quite fantastic. Farmer from Indiana shares his relief after he no longer has to worry about his chickens freezing during winter. Some specialists agree how the economy is going to overshoot after all pollos in America get their coats.

PETA advocates claim that this suits might not be stylish enough for the chickens, and that this is cruel to make them wear such "ugly costumes." Here is a picture of the chicken's winter clothing in debate.



Republicans, on the other hand, are worried about immigrant chickens taking advantage of this situation and they are determined to revoke this part of the stimulus. Senator John McCain, from Texas, told Cerdo Times that if he saw any of this "buffoon-dressed" chickens in his property he would "shoot them with my(his)laser gun." He also accused the plan of being "unmoral" and "unconstitutional."


Japanese chicken taking advantage of American tax payers

On an interview, one of the pollos told Cerdo Times: "bock,bock,bock,bock,bock,begowwwwk" with joy.